How to be original by obeying one simple rule:never obey a rule.
How to be chaste by one simple method:Get a phobia about sex.Vomit when it comes into your mind.That will deter others but is it worth it?
How to be kind:Pretend all other people are you.
How to sleep well:Try to stay awake all night.
How to keep calm when drowning:Go with the flow.
How to be happy:Let yourself be sad.
How to get thin:Have a nasty lover.
How to get fat:Never move except on wheels
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